a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her
my anaconda dont want none unless ur rich
I thought we left this face in 2009
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
|—||The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via bl-ossomed)|
WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
hahahahahahah why is this so accurate
I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to.
|—||3 am thoughts (via manolescent)|
I know I never actually mattered to you.
|—||April 7, 2014 (via shortsimplestories)|
Choose to be optimistic, it feels better.
|—||Dalai Lama (via nyu-tah)|